Lucy Brown
Nude

One of the favorite colors of the hairy palms at Skin Central is brown, specifically Lucy Brown, a sexy brunette from the UK who’s been an accessory to murdered semen ever since her screen debut in 2002’s Murder. This TV movie is short on nudity but is long on Lucy’s lusciousness. She then brown-nosed her way into the miniseries The Canterbury Tales and another TV movie, Frances Tuesday (2004). Lucy made our picadillies hard by making her film debut in Piccadilly Jim (2004), but she withheld from us her best assets. It wasn’t until her performance in Sharpe’s Challenge (2006), a made-for-TV war adventure, that Lucy showed us the skin that we’d been dying to see. When Lucy struggles with a rough brute her righteous pair escapes from her loose blouse. Here’s a challenge for you: try to watch this scene and not lose your pants! In the year following Sharpe’s Challenge, Lucy scored the roles for which she is best known. Both are in Primeval, a sci-fi series that had her play Claudia Brown and Jenny Lewis. We’re happy that Lucy got her big break, but we find it kind of evil that she hasn’t broken out of her clothes since then. That’s right: it’s been 15 years since Lucy stripped on screen, despite the fact that she’s appeared in a dozen projects over that time period. These include the series Harley Street, The Philanthropist, and The Village and the movies Bonded by Blood (2010) and Bitter Harvest (2017). Ms. Brown can make up for this skinginess by showing us her brown eye.